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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 00:19

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

No go.

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

share office space ...

Nuts and Butts

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So, the docs changed it to read

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

Unacceptable again!

Why doesn't California have the tools, people, means to put out these fires even though they know there will be fires every year?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

Still no good